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(via penguinscare)
| New guy at work: | Do you feel weird at all working with all girls? I have enough trouble talking to girls, let alone working with an all female staff when you're not here. |
|---|---|
| Me: | No? They are actually people, if you can imagine that. |
| New guy: | You just seem really popular. |
| Me: | Popular! I'll help you be pop-u-uular. You'll hang with the right cohorts, you'll be good at sports, know the slang you've got to know. So let's start, cause we've got an awfully long way to go! |
| New Guy: | ...... |
| Me: | Step one. That thing I just did? Never ever fucking do that. |
(via forgive-the-silence)
what if one day u logged on tumblr
and ur whole dash was this pic
OH NO THEY CENSORED THE INTERNET WITH BANANAS
(Source: nedroidcomics, via skyward-strike)
(Source: zerorequiiem, via fullmetal-hylian)
Anonymous asked: WOW @ tumblrdatinggame(.)com WTF is this.. my little brother's roommate is on this and I think I saw you too lol
YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW ME
